DEW ON THE FUZZ
THE STORY OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS PEACHES (CENSORED)L&D02
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PLEASE NOTE: If you ordered Fear Swept The Poolsides, you will be getting one of these in the mail!
A PAMPHLET. Pamphlets are exciting! You are excited by them! The customers demanded and we had to supply; pamphlets are not just for major music labels anymore! This is the long-awaited and aforementionedly much-demanded supplement to AARON DILLOWAY & JIM MORRISON's Fear Swept The Poolsides release. Entitled Dew On The Fuzz: The Story of Christopher Columbus Peaches, this single tri-folded sheet of rosey pink/peach resume paper tells the important tale of the volcanic Scicilian white peach & how peaches in general came to be. Fun facts, famous (or soon-to-be famous) quotes, plays for simple sock puppets, and even *holiday ideas* are all included here.
And yes, this pamphlet is CENSORED! One of the jokes had to be censored by law.
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